The Tangled Nerd Keychain
Clark was under his desk doing some cable management. He would grab one cable and re-route it to a more direct line to its port. Then he would grab the next one and do the same, grabbing cable ties to make it even cleaner. So he thought! Before Clark knew it, the direct route was around him. He was wrapped in a mess of cables. Clark did the only thing he could think of, he took one deep breathe and with everything that was in his scrawny little body, he yelled, "HEEELLLLLLP!"
The Nerd Keychain is an acrylic 2.5" keychain so you can nerdify your keys!